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Warnings: Nooone. Summary: Drabble. Crowley meets his fangirls. "My fandom has slash in canon." "My fandom still hasn't discovered Mary Sue." "My fandom is a parody of itself." "My fandom kicks out people that write out of character." "Good one. My fandom is almost all smut." "Ha! My fandom doesn't have any bad smut!" "My fandom has made me unsquickable..." "My fandom has never encountered the horrors of melodrama." "What fandom is that?" "I'm not telling." "...It's the fandom of your own unpublished work, isn't it?" "No!" "It is." "Shut up." "Admit it!" "Shut up. You're next!" "My fandom is an excuse to disguise unheard of religious theories in a context enjoyable to the average person." ... "Um. I mean...my fandom wears sunglasses?" "Your fandom is Crowley?" "No!" ... "Well, yes. More or less." "That's almost as bad as a fandom of an unpublished original work." "Hey!" "Well it is." "At least my fandom has more than one character!" "The only fangirl of your fandom is you." "That's besides the point." ... "I wish my fandom wore sunglasses." "I'm not sharing Crowley." "Everyone in the Matrix wears sunglasses." "Fine. My fandom wears sunglasses that don't need to hook over the ear." "Can she really take Morpheus like that?" "Yes." "Then can my fandom be about tinted glasses?" ... "That's not fair." "Oh, shut up." "Anyway. You with the dark hair and laptop. What about you?" "My fandom fangirls me." "...That's impossible." "Yeah. You can't fanboy your fangirls." "Um...guys?" "Suit yourselves then." "Hey! He disappeared!" "Guys?" "He can't have disappeared!" "Well he did!" "Hey..." "I know! I saw it!" "Then why are you denying it?" "I'm not--" "LISTEN TO ME!" ... "That was Crowley, you idiots, and now he's gone!" ... "Um. Guys? You didn't all just faint, did you?" ... "...Oh well. Crowley? Come back?" ... "Damn."  if you build it, they will come
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